Pet Peeves

I've been meaning to make this for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time, so here it is...my list of pet peeves.
I get asked this question a lot and I always say that I need to make a list. So I'm going to, with commentary...and I'll probably come across as a bitch, but...these are my pet peeves a.k.a. things that really annoy me..In no particular order...here goes..

- Loud eaters - I really really really REEAALLLY hate listening to someone eat. Loudly. Smack smack smack mmm yummm hmmmm mmmmm It's enough for me to lose my appetite, it's probably my least favorite thing ever.

- Girls who scream at random times in public - Really? I know you missed your friend but you act like she was just rescued from a deserted island or came back from the dead. It's not necessary...really it isn't.

- Girls who dress like tramps - Sweetie...while it may get his attention, it wont get you a husband.

- Bad breath - Just brush your damn teeth...gum, mint, something.

- Bad drivers - Do NOT pull out in front of me, drive 20 miles under the speed limit, or honk for no apparent reason..you will get the finger.

- Anger for no apparent reason - People who are just angry, for no reason at all, should really reevaluate their life. Is it really that bad that your rebate is mail in instead of immediate? Do you have to call management and make me wait in line for another 20 minutes....NO they aren't going to accept a blank check from someone who isn't you no matter how much you argue....Really? You're mad because you aren't 21 and trying to buy alcohol? I could go on and on...

- Talking about inappropriate things while eating - I HATE POOP

- Girls who wear makeup that's too dark - really...I know you want to be tan but you look like a clown with that makeup line.

- Guys who try to grow beards but they cant... - I know you're a man, and maybe you look like a little boy without facial hair, but when you try to grow a beard or mustache and it grows in patchy, you don't look like a man, you look like a serial killer.

- Girls who claim they are models who clearly aren't - This might just be a model thing...but those of us who are, and have gotten paid work, and work HARD, get a little annoyed when girls take pictures in the mirror and post it in a folder they call Modeling or Portfolio...Don't kid yourself sweetie, those are myspace photos.

- People who don't flush the toilet after they use it.... - Is it really that hard to push a handle...are you in that much of a hurry? Use a diaper next time..

- Closeminded people - Don't argue with me when you don't know what the hell you are talking about and completely dismiss any other opinions that are different from your own.

- People who walk down the middle of a parking lot - Like right down the center of the lane...when people are trying to park. I will run you down.

- Bad Spellers - I have a thing with bad spelling...I mean significantly bad spelling...I will correct you, and then you will think I'm a bitch.

- Bad grammar - Using the wrong case of your and you're, or there, they're, their.

- Texting errors - This isn't hard to explain...just write out the word... U = you, whut = what, probs or prly = probably, OR people who just send a text message with one letter "k"

This will be added to....I just can't think of anymore that stand out right now

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