Dog Personals

Ok, so be being the dork/crazy person that I am, I came up with personals for my dogs (ya know in case they ever need to be set up on a date *rolls eyes* lol) Hey everyone has their way of passing the time, and while I was painting my little houses, I thought of what they would say...Here it goes, my dogs' personal ads (from their point of view).

Jazmine - Hi I'm Jazmine Isabella!
Nicknames - Jazi, Jazi girl, Biscuity girl, Big woman, Medium brown, J-Girl, Princess Jazmine, Squeaker, Baby girl
I like to bark at things that move outside, they don't have to be a living being, just anything that moves. Grass, squirrels, people, leaves, poop, you get the idea. My mommy tells me that I'm a beautiful princess so that means that I am! I like to cuddle with my grandpa and keep his feet warm at night. I whimper a lot, my mommy says it sounds like a tea kettle. I whimper for no reason sometimes, sometimes it's because I want attention, or sometimes I have to go potty. I pee on my mommy's clothes when I'm mad at her, then I feel really bad about it and try to hide under the bed but I can only fit my nose under there. Mommy says I'm a big girl, but I think I'm a puppy. Mommy brought me into this world from some warm place along with 7 other puppies. Mommy has been there with me since day 1 and I didn't even have my eyes open. When the milk machine ran away, my mommy fed me and my other womb mates with a bottle. Mommy brought me home when I could eat puppy food, and then I met my brother, Jager. He was and still is very protective of me, even though I'm bigger than him now. I like to play with tennis balls and I can fit 2 in my mouth at one time. Grandma plays tennis with me a lot. I like to clean dirty dishes in the dish washer. I like to bark.

Jager - Hi I'm Jager Meister
Nicknames - Woofuns, J-Boy, Sir Dogguns of Wagginstail, Bitsy boy, Mr Barker, Woofy boy, Buddy boy, Bubba
I like to snuggle with mommy, grandma, grandpa, and uncle Stevie. I chew on my sister sometimes, but mostly I snooze. Lately I haven't left mommy's side much. Mommy rescued me from being a shop dog when I was only 5 weeks old. When I met Mommy, I was drinking water out of a hubcap and eating Subway scraps. I have allergies and have to get shots every month or so, I get special cheese a lot to make me not itchy, but boy it does make me sleepy. I like to sit at the table with everyone else while they eat. I like to give kisses too. I like to poop in tall grass so no one can watch me poop. I usually pee where my sister pees, I have to mark my territory. I am good at guarding the house, and I'm very protective of my family. Mommy tells me that I'm a handsome boy. I'm very proud of my collar and I don't like to go without it. I also like to wear hankerchiefs, they make me look handsome. My sister barks a lot and sometimes I check it out, but usually I just let her bark. Sometimes I wake up Grandpa at night when Jazi has to potty because she doesn't make a loud enough squeak for them to hear. I don't like baths. I like to cuddle...a lot.